Thursday, January 22, 2009

Thursday Thoughts...

A friend of mine who runs a pub in London sent me this...I thought it might be fun to share here...Enjoy!

* How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?



* Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.


* I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!


* When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'


* Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.


* Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!


* Wouldn't you know it....Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.



And remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
-Rick Rockhill
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13 comments:

  1. Karelian BlondeJanuary 22, 2009 at 1:46 AM

    Hmmm...such wise words :)

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  2. KathyAJanuary 22, 2009 at 5:22 AM

    What an idea - CRTL ALT DELETE!

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  3. kenjuJanuary 22, 2009 at 6:07 AM

    Unfortunately, I can vouch for most of those! LOL

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  4. Lola StarrJanuary 22, 2009 at 6:38 AM

    Lol! Love the CTRL ALT DELETE! Would be nice at times! ;)

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  5. Empress Bee (of the high sea)January 22, 2009 at 8:14 AM

    i loved the tp one especially!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    I'm with ya on the food, sex and pants thing...LOL!

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  7. BiddieJanuary 22, 2009 at 8:46 PM

    Lol. Thanks for the laughs. So true.

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  8. RhodesterJanuary 22, 2009 at 11:36 PM

    I was going to comment on that but the pic of James Cromwell next to you over there on the left through me. Is he a giant?

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  9. RhodesterJanuary 22, 2009 at 11:40 PM

    Can you imagine what fun it'd be if James Cromwell hooked up with Leslie Jordan? At social events, Cromwell could set his drink on Leslie's head while signing an autograph.

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  10. RhodesterJanuary 23, 2009 at 6:19 AM

    I meant "threw me", not "through me". You know, Rick, on MY blog I correct obvious typos for my commentators so they don't look like drunken monkeys.

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  11. Rick RockhillJanuary 23, 2009 at 6:29 AM

    Rhoddester- but what's wrong with drunken monkeys??

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  12. OliviaJanuary 24, 2009 at 10:02 PM

    Hahaha! "Chunky dunk"!

    I have to admit, sometimes when I've misplaced something in real life, there's that stupid split second when I want to Google...

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  13. texas_fanJanuary 29, 2009 at 8:03 AM

    I personally like the "Ctrl Alt Delete" wish. I could use that one this week myself.

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Thank you kindly.