ASK DR WANG "the psychic betta fish"Today is the first day of the rest of my life. You see, my divorce was finalized yesterday and I am finally rid of that lump-of-lard- ex-husband of mine. "Ted" was the kind of man who would steal money from my purse and go drinking at the local tavern all night and come home smelling of booze, and have a few bruises from being in a fight, yes a real winner. Now that I have my freedom, I'd like to get my life back in order. I'm going down to the WalMart and get me a new dress, new pair of shoes, some fancy new perfume and a fresh manicure. The question is, will I meet a new man anytime soon or am I doomed to be alone?
Thank you kindly, Trudy
Dr Wang responds: Dear Trudy,
Congratulations on your recent divorce, it sounds like Ted was a drain in your life. I'm glad to hear you are treating yourself to a few luxuries, you deserve it. My first reaction is that you should probably take a little time for yourself before getting involved with another man in your life, but that is your decision, only you know where you are emotionally. To answer your question, I swam past The Great Bubble Wall for insight to your future. Indeed, you are about to meet someone new in your life very soon, although it is not where you expect to meet someone however. Those new shoes you just bought at Walmart will cause you some trouble. One of the heels is going to break while you are walking, causing you to twist your ankle. While at the doctor's office getting your sprained ankle looked at, you will meet a man in the waiting room with the initials JD, who will sweep you off your feet, so to speak.
JD has a curious profession, he raises fruit-flies and sells them. Your first date will likely include a visit to his fruit-fly farm. You should resist any of his advances for romance at the fruit-fly farm. Take the relationship slowly and get to know JD. There is something he will be hiding from you, but I am not certain what it is. Enjoy!
Keep swimming upstream,
-Dr Wang
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2 comments:
He raises fruit flies??? Wow, now THAT is curious!!!
hmmm....I'd run from the flies and hide from the bees if I were her.
Always,
Crusty~
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