Tuesday, April 28, 2009

A Tuesday Chuckle

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,

'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today...'

The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.'

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'

The old woman says, 'Thank you. Hey bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.'

'Coming up,' says the bartender

The old woman says, 'Thank you. Hey bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.'

'Coming right up,' the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'

The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'

Happy Tuesday!
-Rick Rockhill

6 comments:

  1. how true that is! funny as heck too.

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  2. bwahahahahahahahaha!

    Somehow I can identify with that! LOL!

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  3. *snort*

    Yeah, I can relate to the water thing, but in the opposite sense.

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  4. I love sitting webside with you and enjoying your jokes, Rick!

    I have to save this and tell my mom on her next birthday!

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Thank you kindly.