Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Wisdom Wednesday: Featuring Dr Sidney Wang

DR WANG'S CHINESE FUNNY PROVERBS

This week Dr Wang is presenting a combination of wisdom and humor with a few funny proverbs. Regular readers may recall that Dr Wang has written two prior posts with Chinese Funny Fortunes here and here. He also posted tips on how to speak Chinese. So without further delay, here is this week's Wisdom Wednesday post, hopefully to provide you with a chuckle and some helpful advice alond the way...

* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

* You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.


* Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

keep swimming upstream,

-Dr Wang **************************************************************** "Wisdom Wednesdays" features the sage advice of our resident oracle, psychic betta fish "Dr Sidney Wang". Believed to be a reincarnated descendant of King Rama II of Siam, Dr Wang responds to e-mail submissions with advice, predictions of the future and conveys ancient proverbs to provide guidance and support. Dr Sidney Wang's 24 Hour Wisdom, Advice and Inspiration service is also available from the left side navigation for this feature.

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10 comments:

  1. MarlupeApril 1, 2008 at 11:15 PM

    LOL these are hysterical, thanks for making me laugh. Nice change for Wisdom Wednesday!

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  2. buffalodickApril 2, 2008 at 3:20 AM

    "Man who puts hands in pockets feels cocky..."

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  3. AnonymousApril 2, 2008 at 5:01 AM

    dr wang, you have a great sense of humor!

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  4. OdatApril 2, 2008 at 5:20 AM

    ahahahahaha...as silly as these are...they are still funny!
    Peace

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  5. OliviaApril 2, 2008 at 6:07 AM

    Hehe, that was a nice giggle for the middle of the week.

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  6. Maggie MooApril 2, 2008 at 6:22 AM

    Morning!

    I have given you an award. When you have a chance, come by and pick it up. :)

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  7. AnonymousApril 2, 2008 at 11:11 PM

    You don't know how many times I wish I had remembered the one about scratching your ass and biting your fingernails.

    =)

    Thanks for stopping by the cupboard and for the birthday wishes.

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  8. SheilaApril 3, 2008 at 6:37 AM

    Thanks for the smile, Dr. Wang and Rick.

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  9. AnonymousApril 4, 2008 at 9:32 AM

    LOL, I've bitten my nails before. Usually, it's an emergency procedure after I break a nail, or tear it. I *thought* my mother told me not to do that for cosmetic reasons. Thank you for opening my eyes, Rick.

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  10. whimsical brainpanApril 4, 2008 at 2:20 PM

    LOL!

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Thank you kindly.