Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man - Dum Gai
Small horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Young Man Whose name I forgot.- Sum Yung Gai
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table. - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift. - Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here. - Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution. - Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet. - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright. - Yu So Dum
I got this for free. - Ai No Pei
I am not guilty. - Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a awhile longer. - Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week. - Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived. - Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight. Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
What is that smell? - Yu Stin Ki Pu
12 comments:
Dr. Wang has a wonderful sense of humor. These are all too doggone funny!
Do you think I can actually master this by the end of the day? I mean, I'm an old guy, remember.
You're very very funny.
Dui bu qi, wo bu dong.
Dài huì ér jiàn, Rick!
Neen gway schwing will also get you a lot of phone numbers on Santa Monica Boulevard.
LOL! Wise and has a sense of humor. What a great fish!
Of course since I am a huge Browncoat (Firefly fan) I already know how to swear a little in Mandarin.
lol!
Oh my gosh - I laughed until I cried. Sometimes bad humor is just the thing...
At first I was very excited-I thought-Yes! Now I'll be able to understand a bit of what my neighbor yells at 2am...
But the laughter is better. The last one cracks me up...
funny ones! Love the last one too.
I love stuff like this, thanks for the cheap laugh this morning. Even my kids got a kick out of them
LOL!!! This is hilarious!
Gung Hey Fat Choy, Rick and Dr. Wang! ;)
lmaoooooo wayyyyyyy too funny...lol
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