Saturday, November 24, 2007

The Saturday Seven: Chinese Funny Fortunes, Part 2

This week's post is co-written by Dr Sidney Wang, our psychic betta fish. I was reviewing Google Analytics reports for my blog and was surprised to see that an old "Saturday Seven" post back on May 12th is the most popular post to date. The topic that continues to attract a fair amount of traffic, nearly 7 months later was "Chinese Funny Fortunes". Since I aim to please, I decided to prepare a follow up to that ever popular post. Which brings me to another scintillating edition of:
The Saturday Seven: Chinese Funny Fortunes, Part 2 presented by Dr Wang

#1 Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
#2. Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion
#3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag

#4. A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

#5. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

#6. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

#7. Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases
Bonus Entry: When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt. PS- that man in the photo above left is NOT me!
OK, OK I admit, most of them are a bit juvenile, but they do make me laugh. Happy Saturday!
-Rick Rockhill

10 comments:

Mona said...

LOL! I love them too!

Yes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people THINK that you are a fool, than to open it and prove that you are one!

I like the 'wisdom' about kissing!

cathy said...

I would have said it was better to ask the question than to remain ignorant. Perspective is a great assistant to confusion, isn't it?

Might have a go at writing some of these.

Beth said...

Juvenile? Perhaps, but they sure beat the ones I get with my fortune cookies. Last one - "Let your hidden talents shine." That's not a fortune - it's advice! (And what hidden talents?)

Marlupe said...

these are hilarious rick!! thanks for making me smile this morning, I needed it today.

Desert Songbird said...

Thanks for the smiles this morning.

Anonymous said...

you so naugty! I liked #5, about the grand piano..it took me a minute but I finally figured out the connection between the "upright organ" and the giant "rooster"!!! wink wink.

Sheila said...

Another great post. Keep it up. (Did I say that?)

CRUSTYBEEF said...

very very great post!!!

How does google analytics works? Where would one go to sign up for it to see the past posts most popular? PPPPP..GOOD GAWD!!

I need more cakebread, I think. :O)
Always,
Crusty~

Palm Springs Savant said...

Crusty- Google Analytics is way easy, and its free. Just sign up with google, using whatever e-mail account you already have. When you sign up, it allows you to register your blog, and there are "reports" you can run. It updates once a day and is really cool.

Palm Springs Savant said...

Sheila- yeah, you did say keep "it" up! ;-) nice one.

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