ASK DR WANG, the psychic betta fishThis week's e-mail is from Elana from Logan, Utah.
Dear Dr Wang,
I have a crush on a cashier named Nelson that I met from the 7-11 store nearby. Nelson usually works mornings and has the sweetest smile on his face when I go in for my morning coffee. I think Nelson likes me because when I went in for a pack of cigarettes with my coffee, he asked me my name and invited me to dinner soon. Can you tell me if Nelson likes me and if I have a chance with him?
In love with a cashier,
Elana
Dr Wang responds: Dear Elana,
I am fascinated by your e-mail and decided to move it up ahead of several other e-mails that I have received. I consulted The Great Bubble Wall to learn more about you and this fellow named Nelson. I discovered that you have a co-dependent personality and should be cautious of Nelson. I learned that Nelson still lives with his parents. His father is a criminal, in my opinion. He is a fisherman who captures poor unsuspecting creatures of the sea and sells them. My recommendation is that you avoid Nelson and his father. To make matters worse, his mother has an affinity for deep frying fish sticks for Nelson each night.
I do not see a future between you and Nelson, in fact you should avoid having dinner with him and his parent especially.
Keep swimming upstream,
-Dr Wang
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9 comments:
Maybe Nelson would surve some of those 2 pound Buritos they sell out 7-11. That would make for an excellent dinner.
Dr.Wang: I bow to you.
Poor Nelson - done in by Gorton's before he's had a chance.
lucky for Elana that she consulted the great Dr Wang...I mean, to find out ahead of time that this guy has murderous parents, she is lucky to know.
A fisherman in Utah?
You've saved us Dr. Wang! Good thing we will never have to see Elana getting it on in the beverage isle of that 7-11.
Poor Elana! The great bubble wall knows all.
oh Dr Wang...how would the world continue to function without your guidance and wisdom...lmao.
I just had to return here to read more of your Dr. Wang wisdom! It takes a special person to have such a dry wit like yours! I like your style! :-)
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