Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Wisdom Wednesday: Featuring Dr Sidney Wang

ASK DR WANG, the psychic betta fish

This week's e-mail is from Bo-bo in Ding Dong, Texas. Bo-bo writes:

Dear Dr Wang,

I went on a singles cruise last month and met a woman named "Tunisia" who is as sweet as a peach in August. Tunisia is a total beauty queen, with long red hair and nice green eyes that I could get lost in. We spent just about every moment of the cruise together and got to know each other real good during midnight walks under the full moon. When the cruise ended, she went home to Cleveland and I returned home to Ding Dong. I can't stop thinking of Tunisia and wonder if we have a future together. Should I visit her in Cleveland or would it seem too forward?

Thanks, Bo-bo

Dr Wang responds: Dear Bo-bo,

It sounds like you are infatuated with Tunisia, but I am not certain she feels quite the same about you. The Great Bubble Wall in my tank is flowing in a single pattern, and not the usual random flow of bubbles. This indicates indecision with Tunisia's feelings and affection for you. However, as I meditated further on your e-mail, the plastic palm trees in my tank started to gently sway with the flow of water. So there may actually be some potential for love, depending on the position of the moon when you next meet.

I suggest that you invite Tunisia to visit you in Ding Dong for a long weekend. When she visits, take her for a romantic walk in the evening near your home, during a full moon. There, she will be enthralled by a field of goldenweed plants. If there is any potential for the relationship to blossom, it will be among the goldenweeds that night. Your ravishing redhead will really relish the romance.

keep swimming upstream,
-Dr Wang

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"Wisdom Wednesdays" features the sage advice of our resident oracle, psychic betta fish "Dr Sidney Wang". Believed to be a reincarnated descendant of King Rama II of Siam, Dr Wang responds to e-mail submissions with advice, predictions of the future and conveys ancient proverbs to provide guidance and support. Dr Sidney Wang's 24 Hour Wisdom, Advice and Inspiration service is also available from the left side navigation for this feature.

8 comments:

Marlupe said...

Goldenweeds in the town of Ding Dong on a full moon? Wow. Dr wang I'm always entertained with your letters.

Anonymous said...

where IS Ding Dong Texas anyway???

Seamus said...

uh...Dr. Wang...you forgot to mention taking Tunisia to the Mars Bowl-A-Lot for a match-lit dinner (they also got a new shipment of used bowling shoes too)!

zen wizard said...

As I recall from The Wizard of Oz, if she is a real witch, Ding Dong will kill her--or something like that. "Ding Dong" and "witches" don't go together, I seem to recall...

I am concerned about this "ravishing, yet nice" beautiful woman.

That is an oxymoron--like, "vegetarian bloodhound."

What if she is really a DUDE...uh...dude?

Dr Sidney Wang said...
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Dr Sidney Wang said...

Seamus- thanks, you are right, I forgot about the bowl-a-rama!

whimsical brainpan said...

Nice bit of alliteration at the end there.

whimsical brainpan said...

Nice bit of alliteration at the end there.

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