Thursday, January 22, 2009

Thursday Thoughts...

A friend of mine who runs a pub in London sent me this...I thought it might be fun to share here...Enjoy!

* How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?



* Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.


* I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!


* When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'


* Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.


* Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!


* Wouldn't you know it....Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.



And remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
-Rick Rockhill

13 comments:

© Karelian Blonde said...

Hmmm...such wise words :)

Kathy said...

What an idea - CRTL ALT DELETE!

kenju said...

Unfortunately, I can vouch for most of those! LOL

karma lennon said...

Lol! Love the CTRL ALT DELETE! Would be nice at times! ;)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

i loved the tp one especially!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Lois Grebowski said...

I'm with ya on the food, sex and pants thing...LOL!

Biddie said...

Lol. Thanks for the laughs. So true.

Rhodester said...

I was going to comment on that but the pic of James Cromwell next to you over there on the left through me. Is he a giant?

Rhodester said...

Can you imagine what fun it'd be if James Cromwell hooked up with Leslie Jordan? At social events, Cromwell could set his drink on Leslie's head while signing an autograph.

Rhodester said...

I meant "threw me", not "through me". You know, Rick, on MY blog I correct obvious typos for my commentators so they don't look like drunken monkeys.

Palm Springs Savant said...

Rhoddester- but what's wrong with drunken monkeys??

Olivia said...

Hahaha! "Chunky dunk"!

I have to admit, sometimes when I've misplaced something in real life, there's that stupid split second when I want to Google...

texas_fan said...

I personally like the "Ctrl Alt Delete" wish. I could use that one this week myself.

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