Thursday Thoughts...
A friend of mine who runs a pub in London sent me this...I thought it might be fun to share here...Enjoy!
* How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?
* Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
* I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
* When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'
* Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
* Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
* Wouldn't you know it....Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
And remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
-Rick Rockhill
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13 comments:
Hmmm...such wise words :)
What an idea - CRTL ALT DELETE!
Unfortunately, I can vouch for most of those! LOL
Lol! Love the CTRL ALT DELETE! Would be nice at times! ;)
i loved the tp one especially!
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
I'm with ya on the food, sex and pants thing...LOL!
Lol. Thanks for the laughs. So true.
I was going to comment on that but the pic of James Cromwell next to you over there on the left through me. Is he a giant?
Can you imagine what fun it'd be if James Cromwell hooked up with Leslie Jordan? At social events, Cromwell could set his drink on Leslie's head while signing an autograph.
I meant "threw me", not "through me". You know, Rick, on MY blog I correct obvious typos for my commentators so they don't look like drunken monkeys.
Rhoddester- but what's wrong with drunken monkeys??
Hahaha! "Chunky dunk"!
I have to admit, sometimes when I've misplaced something in real life, there's that stupid split second when I want to Google...
I personally like the "Ctrl Alt Delete" wish. I could use that one this week myself.
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