Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Wisdom Wednesdays: Featuring Dr Wang & Madame Esmerelda

DR WANG & Madame Esmerelda

Now back from his cruise, Dr Wang is once again leading off his weekly Wisdom Wednesdays column with special-guest Gypsy fortune teller Madame Esmerelda, who is still in Palm Springs for another two weeks. Once again, Madame Esmerelda lends her special brand of advice to Dr Wang's readers. Click the video below to check out this week's special message from Madame Esmerelda:

This week’s letter is from an anonymous man who reports to be currently serving a prison sentence in the state of Louisiana. He writes:
Dear Dr Wang,

I am currently serving out the last few months of a three year prison term for a non-violent, white collar crime for which I am guilty. I am serving my time, and paying my debt to society as they say. I am at a strange point however in that when I am released I do not know what I will do with my life.. With my imprisonment, my wife divorced me, I lost my house, my friends and my career. Without divulging my identity, I am not allowed to pursue the same career I previously held. I have nothing to lose by writing to a psychic fish, so this is it. What do you see in my future? I have limited internet access so I hope you can respond promptly.

-Anonymous, in prison.

Dr Wang responds: Dear Anonymous,
This is a very interesting letter, and a most unusual one for me to tackle. I spent a fair amount of time meditating in my Ancient Temple for you. The Great Bubble Wall was quite revealing in that the pattern and flow of bubbles suggest that you will eventually be living near the ocean and will open a pizza place. I suggest that you use the name “Pizza Shack”, except put your first name in front of it. (ie: Sidney’s Pizza Shack”). There you will meet a woman by the name of either Debbie, Dina or Darlene who will create a unique recipe for lasagna that will make your restaurant famous in the town. This will eventually lead you to change the name to "_____'s Pizza and Pasta Shack", which will eventually grow into three locations. Please, for me and the sake of my other aquatic cousins, resist the temptation to feature any seafood on you menu. I think it’s a crime to eat fish. And you don’t want to be guilty of another crime! Good luck serving out your sentence, and be sure to drop me a line when you get your feet on the ground.

Keep swimming upstream,
-Dr Wang

"Wisdom Wednesdays" features the sage advice of our resident oracle, psychic betta fish "Dr Sidney Wang". Believed to be a reincarnated descendant of King Rama II of Siam, Dr Wang responds to e-mail submissions with advice, predictions of the future and conveys ancient proverbs to provide guidance and support. Dr Sidney Wang's 24 Hour Wisdom, Advice and Inspiration service is also available from the left side navigation for this feature.


Anonymous said...

I had no idea Dr Wang knew about pizza...what a well rounded fish.

snowelf said...

Madame Esmeralda kinda scares me a little.

Hi Dr. Wang. :) Excellent advice, as always.


Lilian said...

OMG! This post is just too good ... Where does Dr. Wang get all that imagination and spark from?

pauly said...

well hopefully this man meets Debbie, Dina or Darlene...I'm sure he could use the company of a lady after his time in the big house!

Tea N. Crumpet said...

Dr. Wang is one wise fish.

Canadian flake said...

Dr Wang knows all and sees all...he is one smart cookie (aka fish)


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