Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Dr Wang Hosts Second Annual Palm Springs Psychic Summit

DR WANG, the psychic betta fish and resident oracle of "Wisdom Wednesdays" column fame, is hosting his second annual Palm Springs Psychic Summit. The clandestine meeting is taking place at an undisclosed secret location, but sources indicate that the top psychics of the ages are at a private desert home nestled in the mountains in the Palm Springs. This event assembles many of the world's leading psychics and fortune tellers for two days of closed door meetings and summit talks. Aside from an impressive line-up of gifted guests, perhaps more amazing is how once again, Dr Wang organized this event. From his fish tank at home, Dr Wang sent telepathic messages to his peers, imploring them to attend the summit this week in the desert. The General Session opened at 12:01 am on Wednesday, with a seance. Dr Wang's tank was illuminated with a black light to enable his guests to see him more easily.
DR WANG'S DISTINGUISHED GUESTS

above: first time attendee New Age psychic Lady Sheila flew into Palm Springs from New York City to attend the summit.
RETURNING GUESTS FROM LAST YEAR:

Above left: The Amazing Zoltar & above right: Madame Zora both may be bound to their booths, but that didn't stop them from attending. "We're happy to participate, even if the fish can't put any quarters into our slots" said Zoltar.

Above left: Jambi: "Mekka-lekka hi mekka hiney ho!" & above right: Miss Solitaire both have a flare for the theatrics.

Above left: Miss Cleo & above right: Madame Wanda. Both had multiple steamer trunks of luggage packed with plenty of gold lame and head turbans to last the entire week.


Above left: Mr Chang & above right: Mr. Gypsum. These gentlemen brought multiple crystal balls for use with various phases of the moon.

Above left: Both Professor Marvel & above right: Lady Charlene seems startled when they arrived at the mountain retreat.

Above left: Professor Trelawney & above right: Kenny Kingston. Each had dire predictions for their fellow psychics in attendance.

above left: Mr Fekkesh & above right: Madame Ruby traveled together, bringing several cases of ancient vine wines from Europe. Stop back tomorrow for another update from the Dr Wang's Second Annual Palm Springs Psychic Summit, where great mysteries and predictions will be revealed!

7 comments:

Patti said...

I'm entranced! You grabbed my attention here, PSS.

You might be interested to know, in keeping with your post's theme, that I just interviewed a very old guy who worked with Houdini in 1926.

kenju said...

I can't wait! Too bad I'm not psychic - then I wouldn't have to come back and read....LOL

Lois Grebowski said...

That sounds like an interesting conventio.! Please let us know what you find out!

Casdok said...

Am intrigued!!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Hahahaha...I'm LOVIN' those pics!

Mags said...

Zoltar IS amazing. I can't wait to hear all about this!

Olivia said...

The vibes must be out of this world!

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