Kick Butts Day

Apparently, today is the 12th Annual "Kick Butts Day", which sounds like a good idea on two levels...#1, smoking sucks and #2, I have a friend named Todd whose last name is the slang for a finished cigarette, and also for the the "gluteus maximus". We tease him incessantly about his last name and through it all, he has yet to slash our tires, key our cars, or beat any of us up.

So if you know Todd, then remind him that it's "Kick Butts Day"

and if you don't know Todd, and you smoke...why not consider quitting???

This falls under the "OH WHY NOT" category:

And one other note. While I was searching for the correct spelling of gluteus maximus so I would sound terribly clever, I came across the definition from wikipedia:

The gluteus maximus is the largest and most superficial of the three gluteal muscles. It makes up a large portion of the shape and appearance of the buttocks. It is a broad and thick fleshy mass of a quadrilateral shape, and forms the prominence of the nates. Its large size is one of the most characteristic features of the muscular system in humans, connected as it is with the power of maintaining the trunk in the erect posture.
The muscle is remarkably coarse in structure, being made up of fasciculi lying parallel with one another and collected together into large bundles separated by fibrous septa.

-Rick Rockhill