Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Wisdom Wednesdays: Featuring Dr Sidney Wang

ASK DR WANG...the psychic betta fish
This week's e-mail is from "Flo" whose name has been changed for this post.

Dear Dr Wang,

Saw this feature on your blog...I'll bite!

I had a real sucky fourth quarter 2007. It started on my birthday (9/21) and has been going downhill since. Will the new Year bring better times? Thanks for your clairvoyance.

Dr Wang responds: Dear "Flo",

I'm sorry to hear that the past few months have been "sucky" for you. Here in the underwater world, we would say you are "coming up for air" right now. This is OK. Even though you didn't ask directly, The Great Bubble Wall indicates that you want to know more about not only the future but the people who will enter your life in the next few weeks. After meditating in the Ancient Temple (see photo above) I have clarity and focus on your immediate future. You are about to take some kind of journey where you will meet several interesting people. The first will be a midget who goes by the name of either Ernie or Bernie or Vernie. Beware, he does not wash his hands and is as unclean as a snail. However, he will have some information that will inspire you in some way. The second person will be a woman with an eating disorder. She will have breath like anchovies and will have an obsession with salt. Her behavior will end up motivating you in some manner yet unknown to me. The third person you will encounter will be a woman with an interesting hobby that will provide you with a new lease on life for 2008.
Being a wise old betta fish, I understand that life has many tides...strong and weak, cold and warm, clean and dirty. Your tide is about to improve, but be sure to swim in a straight line and keep your eyes open, the path will become clear to you before the third month of this year.
keep swimming upstream,
-Dr Wang
"Wisdom Wednesdays" features the sage advice of our resident oracle, psychic betta fish "Dr Sidney Wang". Believed to be a reincarnated descendant of King Rama II of Siam, Dr Wang responds to e-mail submissions with advice, predictions of the future and conveys ancient proverbs to provide guidance and support. Dr Sidney Wang's 24 Hour Wisdom, Advice and Inspiration service is also available from the left side navigation for this feature.


KarmaLennon said...

You and Zac Efron???? He's such the cutie!!! Ah, jealous!!!!

Seraphine said...

I met Bernie, only he wasn't a midget and his hands were pertetually dirty from reading newspapers.

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

Well at least only two out of the three people she'll meet is going to smell.

P.L. Frederick said...

That's one sweet ancient temple, Dr. Wang. Holds fast even in a flood.

P.L. Frederick (SMALL & big)

Anonymous said...

LOL@ Dr. Wang... You are too funny!


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