Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Wisdom Wednesdays: Featuring Dr Sidney Wang

ASK DR WANG, the psychic betta fish
This week's e-mail was sent by "Honey" from Butts, Virginia. Honey writes:

Dear Dr Wang,

My husband travels extensively for his job. He is frequently gone for lengthy trips overseas; and if his trip is extended, he sends flowers and we exchange e-mails. I appreciate his thoughtfulness, but am so tired of being left home alone all the time. When he returns it usually take a day or two for him to adjust back to our time zone before he is ready to spend time together as a couple. He never wants to talk about his trips, so I've stopped asking questions. I know he works hard, and is paid well, but I want to ask him to find a new job without travel. What do you think I should do? What is in my future?

Sad and alone,
Honey

Dr Wang responds: Dear Honey,

As I read your e-mail I immediately suspected there was more to this story than meets my fish-eyes. It is not normal that a person would travel as extensively and frequently as your husband. I consulted The Great Bubble Wall in my tank regarding your situation...it has revealed some surprising information. Your husband has not been out of the country on all these trips. Honey, your husband is having an affair with a woman in another state. It is not likely that he will change, so consider this carefully. He will likely withdraw when you confront him with this information.

There is an interesting development lurking in your future. Very soon you will meet a midget pig farmer who has never been married. He will woo you into a relationship and make love that will curl your toes and make you squeal with delight. The Great Bubble Wall also indicates that together you will become big pig breeders and will eventually grow your farm to be a major supplier to the bacon industry. Try not to go hog wild with excitement, but things are about to turn around for you. And you can forget about that swine you are married to now, he is the real pig in your life.

keep swimming upstream,
-Dr Wang
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"Wisdom Wednesdays" features the sage advice of our resident oracle, psychic betta fish "Dr Sidney Wang". Believed to be a reincarnated descendant of King Rama II of Siam, Dr Wang responds to e-mail submissions with advice, predictions of the future and conveys ancient proverbs to provide guidance and support. Dr Sidney Wang's 24 Hour Wisdom, Advice and Inspiration service is also available from the left side navigation for this feature.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I feel bad for honey that she had been duped for so long. Dr wang, this is some of your best advice too.

Ben Wu said...

I HAD to mapquest Butts, VA. There are two of them!

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

Does Dr. Wang have a thing for midgets (human or otherwise)? They seem to come up an awful lot.

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