Ramblings of Rick Rockhill. Pet Food Nutrition Industry Veteran. Public Speaker. Student of life, doing what I love. Following my passions and that which inspire me. Advocate for the health benefits of the human-animal bond, animal nutrition, animal advocacy, awareness of prescription drug abuse and the fentanyl crisis. Home is Palm Springs, California, USA.
Friday, July 11, 2008
Free Joke Day
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door."Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"
-Rick Rockhill
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5 comments:
Oh, phew! When I started to read the beginning of this post, I almost started to cry! I thought you were going to say that you were leaving the blog world. That would have been sad.
But instead we get a funny joke! How about that-smiles all around. :)
Have a great weekend Rick!
LOL! Blind Man! That was really funny ! :D
"Gazongas"? Who writes your material, Rick?
I'll be downtown at my appointed time Saturday morning.. Coffee Bean from about 8:15-8:50 followed by a stroll down Palm Canyon.. see ya then :-)
(For the rest of Rick's readers, I've run into him on that street at the same time for two Saturdays in a row now.. going for three..)
You are so bad!
Ha! Nuns really know how to get into trouble, don't they?
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