Dr Wang called out: "Paris, Paris I have contacted your great-grandfather Conrad and have a direct message for you". Paris put down her toilet brush and said: Yes Dr Wang, go ahead"
Dr Wang's body shuttered once again and reopened his psychic medium to the spirit of Conrad. Mr Hilton began to address his great-granddaughter: "Paris, you little spoiled brat. When you are released from prison, I want you to continue scrubbing toilets. You have many more important life lessons yet to learn. When you get out of jail, I want you to pick up dog poo in public parks and wear polyester blouses from WalMart". Paris listened to the spirit of her great grandfather intently, as drops of water dripped from her toilet brush. Her eyes filled with tears, but she bravely replied: "Yes, grand-daddy Hilton". With that, Dr Wang's connection to the other world was lost, and Dr Wang's body shuttered once again. He told Paris, "I'm afraid that's it, I've lost all contact".
17 comments:
Oh, I do so hope Paris has to clean toilets. Or mop floors. Or something equally gross.
Hilarious post.
J.
are you for real?
no, seriously ... are you?
Cleaning toilets is an education in itself. I know Paris will come away knowing more than when she first arrived. LOL
I hope Paris will still make porno films, or maybe Nicky.
i love cleaning toilets or maybe it's wearing the plastic gloves
Paris will have the art down pat and open up her own cleaning business....yeah right LOL
I like your 7 ways to make the world a better place. I worked in a soup kitchen several years ago. It really makes you thankful for what you have.
tea
xo
Ha Ha...you have me rolling over it fits of laughter here with this story. you tell a great story rick.
He just needs to add that the other inmates aren't allowed to talk to her or touch her or her prison maid will hit them in the head with her bottle of bleach. love the parody.
Now this is the most newsworthy article I've read all day! lol Thanks for dropping by my place. I'm adding you to google reader so I can follow more such amazing works.
haha
well we ll see if Paris will have changed after prison, maybe no more commercial deals for champagner and prosecco in cans but for rock hard matresses, scrub for bars and traps to catch cockroaches with ... ;-)
lol some how I doubt Paris will really do anything in prison except whine like a baby of course..lmao.
Sounds like Great Grandaddy Hilton has sentenced Paris to a life of Blue!
Walmart and Dog shit. Life is grand.
xo
This post made me smile Rick! It was so funny! Somehow it's hard to imagine Paris Hilton wearing a pair of rubber gloves with toilet brush in hand! Thanks for stopping by my blog. I didn't realise you used to live in England.
Aw...
The poor little rich girl. I doubt she's learned anything from her stay. She's going to keep on doing and acting as she always has.
We'll see what she does tomorrow- her first day of freedom out of the big house~
Very nice article. Hey! Add me to your blogroll.
Send paris to an Ozark Trailways bus station to clean toilets with a toothbrush as her punishment for overstaying her 15 minutes of fame. She needs to get off the stage and to stay off forever.
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