The Palm Springs Psychic Summit concluded yesterday after two days of intense talks among the world's top psychics and fortune tellers. Dr Sidney Wang (left) led the summit from his fish bowl in the center of the conference table. There was general agreement that the group could work together to affect world peace. The group decided to concentrate on telepathically contacting world leaders who were attending the G8 summit in an effort to influence global affairs. After extensive efforts, the group's telepathic signal finally reached President George W. Bush; but they were unable to confirm that he had the intelligence to understand the message.
Above left: A participant at the Psychic Summit attempts to communicate with world leaders. Above right: President Bush receiving the telepathic signal.
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At the close of the summit, Dr. Wang said: "Overall, the Palm Springs Psychic Summit was a great success, but we are disappointed in our efforts to communicate with the US President. We didn't anticipate that he didn't have a brain."
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The unprecedented summit, which began on Friday June 8th was announced here on this site. Internationally know figures such as Professor Marvel, Jambi, Miss Cleo, Professor Trelawney and Madame Ruby were among the distinguished psychics that attended. (see June 8th posting for the full roster).
2 comments:
its a shame, they didn't need a room full of psychics to know that Bush doesn't have a brain. Funny post!
Haha!
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