Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Wisdom Wednesdays: Featuring Dr Sidney Wang

"Wisdom Wednesdays" features the sage advice of our resident oracle, Dr Sidney Wang. Believed to be a reincarnated descendant of King Rama II of Siam, Dr Wang responds to e-mail submissions with advice, predictions of the future and conveys ancient proverbs to provide guidance and support. Dr Sidney Wang's 24 Hour Wisdom, Advice and Inspiration service is also available from the left side navigation for this feature.

This week's e-mail comes from a reader named Bobbi-Jo, from Little Rock, AR.

Dear Dr Wang,

I have been considering selling my house and buying a mobile home. My house has appreciated in value enough that I could sell it, live in a mobile home and stop working full time. However, this would be a huge change for me. What do you see in my future if I make this change?

Bobbie-Jo,
Little Rock, AR

Dr Wang responds: Dear Bobbie-Jo,

You did not indicate your age so I have consulted The Great Bubble Wall in my tank for insight. I see that you are not at retirement age, and there is something else prompting this sudden change in your life. You are being pressured at work by someone who does not appreciate your talents. However, you have asked specifically about selling your house, and whether you should make this change. From my perspective, whenever the decorations in my tank are changed, I know that feel refreshed, so a change is in order for you as well. Here is what I see in your future:

Your home will sell within 45 days, so begin packing soon. Life in a mobile home will be a suitable lifestyle for you, and you will be happy. I see you parking your home near giant rock formations, probably close to a national park somewhere. Unfortunately you will be bitten by a snake during one of your morning walks, so be sure to have a good first aid kit on hand. The good news is that you will survive the snake bite, and the snake will make an excellent belt for you.

One other challenge you will encounter is a series of plumbing problems in your mobile home. But it’s nothing to worry about, after all I live in my own waste; you’ll get used to it in no time.

In the meantime, keep swimming upstream.

-Dr Wang

4 comments:

flora said...

That's all she'll get is a snake skin belt??? why not a pair of shoes at least!

Canadian flake said...

lol this is the 1st time I can say a blog post has left me speechless...but I will say ewwwwwww @ "But it’s nothing to worry about, after all I live in my own waste; you’ll get used to it in no time."....lmaooooo.

Wayne said...

....*roll eyes*.... I wouldn't trade my hosue for plumbing problems :)

pauly said...

with change like that in her life, how does she have the time to write to the fish??

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